Kisah teruNa dAn DAra

Teruna: Akhirnya inilah saat yang aku tunggu sekian lama

Dara: Apakah kau rela kalau aku pergi?

Teruna: Tentu tidak! Jangan sesekali kau berfikiran begitu!

Dara: Apakah kau mencintaiku?

Teruna : Tentu! Selamanya akan tetap begitu!

Dara: Apakah kau pernah berlaku curang?

Teruna: Tidak ! Aku tak akan melakukan hal seburuk itu!

Dara: MAhukah kau menciumku?

Teruna: Ya! Dara: Sayangku....!

Sesudah 5 tahun perkahwinan....

::SILA BACA DARI BaWaH KEATAS::


END

OK, mari berlawak sebentar :

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APA KATA WANITA?

TAHUKAH ANDA, MAKSUD TERSIRAT DI SEBALIK KATA2 SEORANG YANG BERGELAR WANITA?

Bagi siapa2 yang baru melangkah ke alam percintaan, post in maybe akan membantu anda dan memberi tips2 dan panduan berguna.

APABILA PEREMPUAN BERKATA '.....' MAKSUDNYA :

1.) 'Fine' : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) 'Five Minutes' : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) 'Nothing' : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) 'Go Ahead' : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) 'Loud Sigh' : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) 'That's Okay' : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) 'Thanks' : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) 'Whatever' : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) 'Don't worry about it, I'll do it' : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!

Selesai, MAri BErlAwAK!!

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AdA Apa dEngAn CiNta

Haaa penulisan aku kali ni di tujukan kepada mat2 jiwang dan minah2 jiwang yang sedang hangat bercinta. kalau korang dah bosan duk cakap i love u, saya sayang awak, ailabiu mahupun saya sayang awak, korang bleh la test ayat2 kat bawah ni. Dalam bahasa yang lain pulak. Mane tau, awek/balak korang nanti akan lebih cair dengan kate2 korang.

Ayat kat bawah ni jugak boleh di guna kan oleh lelaki2 yang telah gagal mengorat seorang awek, tetapi mahu meneruskan misi mengorat, boleh la menggunakan ayat di bawah. Walaupun dorang x paham, tapi korang paham, cukup la tu untuk meluahkan isi hati, kalau takut cinta tak berbalas.

Selain itu, ayat ini jugak boleh di gunakan untuk mengorat awek2 di dalam bas, awek dalam train, awek kilang, awek member korang, awek pengambil order makanan, awek tepi tangga, awek perpustakaan, awek shopping complex, mahupun awek yang sedang menyidai kain di luar umah jiran yang korang duk skodeng hari2.

SELAMAT MENCUBA!!

English - I love you
Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief
Albanian - Te dua
Arabic - Ana behibak (to male)
Arabic - Ana behibek (to female)
Bangla - Aamee tuma ke bhalo aashi
Bulgarian - Obicham te
Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah
Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a

Dutch - Ik hou van jou
Filipino - Mahal kita
French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore
German - Ich liebe dich
Hawaiian - Aloha wau ia oi

Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw

Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae
Hungarian - Szeretlek
Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu
Italian - Ti amo
Japanese - Aishiteru
Kannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene
Korean - Sarang Heyo
Latin - Te amo

Mandarin Chinese - Wo ai ni
Norwegian - Jeg Elsker Deg
Portuguese - Eu te amo
Russian - Ya tebya liubliu
Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo
Swedish - Jag alskar dig
Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di

Tamil - Nan unnai kathalikaraen
Thai - Chan rak khun (to male)
Thai - Phom rak khun (to female)
Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo
Vietnamese - Anh ye^u em (to female)
Vietnamese - Em ye^u anh (to male)